You Can't Troll a Troll...

Last night started out ordinary. The Hellcat's Pub was going through the usual stages of outrageous conversation when something happened. Mixed within all of the banter of horrible things someone appeared. A certain SnowUponFlame made their way into the channel. "She" was looking to join the Hellcats and that's where things got weird.

She begins by asking if this is the correct venue:
[ 2009.12.29 03:52:37 ] SnowUponFlame > Is this hellcats recruitment?
[ 2009.12.29 03:52:47 ] Kyle Langdon > yup
[ 2009.12.29 03:52:56 ] Kyle Langdon > you give me 100mil and i process your application
[ 2009.12.29 03:53:03 ] SnowUponFlame > :(
[ 2009.12.29 03:53:22 ] Shae Tiann > lol Kyle
[ 2009.12.29 03:53:24 ] Mynxee > hya

Immediately I pounce on the person, not knowing what trolling lies ahead.

Needless to say her story breaks down as she talks about crazy stuff. Things that really don't make sense. Examples:
[ 2009.12.29 04:01:48 ] SnowUponFlame > Two grey men kept following me on my last thing
[ 2009.12.29 04:02:40 ] SnowUponFlame > two grey people
[ 2009.12.29 04:02:46 ] murder one > 'two grey men', now that is one that i've not heard before
[ 2009.12.29 04:03:01 ] Kyle Langdon > sounds like my saturday night

[ 2009.12.29 04:06:43 ] SnowUponFlame > how do you make a pirate flyer?
[ 2009.12.29 04:06:55 ] murder one > a pirate is what you are
[ 2009.12.29 04:06:58 ] Kyle Langdon > hoist the jolly roger
[ 2009.12.29 04:07:00 ] murder one > not simply a class in the game
[ 2009.12.29 04:07:32 ] SnowUponFlame > is it better than floating at the rock areas?

We got tired of her trolling and sent her on her way. But we didn't realize the monster we had unleashed. She wasn't done trolling that night...

[ 2009.12.29 04:29:21 ] SnowUponFlame > How do I get eve uninersity to fix this?

The trolls makes it way into the EVE University channel where it all begins again...

She does the same thing in the EVE Uni chat but I watch her. Waiting patiently for the moment to strike and throw this troll off balance.

Then I have a stroke of genius. I remember back to the South Park epsiode where the boys go to Canada and they meet some French Canadians. The French Canadian talks about my phone. I had my intro...

[ 2009.12.29 05:23:28 ] Kyle Langdon > snow who was phone?
[ 2009.12.29 05:24:44 ] SnowUponFlame > phone? now I am even more confused

I've thrown her off balance with this wity remark. Time to move in for the kill.

[ 2009.12.29 05:25:52 ] Kyle Langdon > snow you cant learn the secrets ofeve until you answer the phone
[ 2009.12.29 05:25:59 ] Kyle Langdon > *ring* *ring*
[ 2009.12.29 05:26:08 ] SnowUponFlame > why I just wanted the link but its broken now im stuck
[ 2009.12.29 05:26:15 ] Kyle Langdon > ANSWER TEH PHONE
[ 2009.12.29 05:27:06 ] Kyle Langdon > snow that phone is still ringing
[ 2009.12.29 05:27:35 ] SnowUponFlame > I heard someone say hey hook? was that you?
[ 2009.12.29 05:28:44 ] SnowUponFlame > I didnt even know the talk was working lol that was first voice I have heard \o/
[ 2009.12.29 05:29:58 ] Kyle Langdon > snow? this is god taking through kyle
[ 2009.12.29 05:30:07 ] Kyle Langdon > i want you to answer the phone
[ 2009.12.29 05:30:18 ] SnowUponFlame > :(
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:01 ] Kyle Langdon > its ringing snow you just gotta answer it
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:08 ] SnowUponFlame > !!
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:26 ] SnowUponFlame > do i get in a chat with you?
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:27 ] Kyle Langdon > snow look around you
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:32 ] Kyle Langdon > what do you see?
[ 2009.12.29 05:31:40 ] Destoya > stop confusing the troll
[ 2009.12.29 05:32:06 ] Kyle Langdon > snow come back from the light do you hear me?
[ 2009.12.29 05:32:09 ] Kyle Langdon > SNOW?!
[ 2009.12.29 05:32:22 ] SnowUponFlame > nvm ill figure game out myself or something

I had defeated the troll in a deft move. The troll no longer knew what to do. It was caught off balance. I had defeated the troll but I didn't want to stop just yet. This kill had been to easy. I wanted more.

[ 2009.12.29 05:32:32 ] Kyle Langdon > SNOW!?
[ 2009.12.29 05:32:35 ] Kyle Langdon > dont give up on me here
[ 2009.12.29 05:32:45 ] Kyle Langdon > WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS
[ 2009.12.29 05:33:09 ] Kyle Langdon > ANSWER THE PHONE
[ 2009.12.29 05:33:20 ] SnowUponFlame > grummble
[ 2009.12.29 05:33:23 ] Kyle Langdon > *RING* *RING* *RING*
[ 2009.12.29 05:33:48 ] Kyle Langdon > SNOW YOU BREAKING UP
[ 2009.12.29 05:34:04 ] SnowUponFlame > can u hear me?
[ 2009.12.29 05:34:06 ] Kyle Langdon > i want to help you but your not helping yourself!
[ 2009.12.29 05:34:14 ] Kyle Langdon > SNOW!?
[ 2009.12.29 05:35:19 ] Kyle Langdon > snow look at me!
[ 2009.12.29 05:35:25 ] Kyle Langdon > ok your in serious danger!
[ 2009.12.29 05:35:33 ] Kyle Langdon > there is someone right now hunting you in game
[ 2009.12.29 05:35:39 ] Kyle Langdon > they want to destroy your interent pixels
[ 2009.12.29 05:35:53 ] Kyle Langdon > the only way for you to safe yourself is if you do everything i tell you exactly when i tell you
[ 2009.12.29 05:36:09 ] SnowUponFlame > i docked at Jita thats where my bf parked the plne
[ 2009.12.29 05:36:18 ] Kyle Langdon > that not safe anymore
[ 2009.12.29 05:36:32 ] Kyle Langdon > the ebil piwates are on their way to destroy the station
[ 2009.12.29 05:36:55 ] Kyle Langdon > i need you to go to this coordinates for me NOW!
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:04 ] Kyle Langdon > rancer
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:13 ] SnowUponFlame > you mean the hellcats?
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:26 ] Kyle Langdon > no
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:30 ] Kyle Langdon > they're good
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:43 ] Kyle Langdon > YOU MUST GO TO RANCER AND MEET MY CONTACT
[ 2009.12.29 05:37:47 ] SnowUponFlame > they said something aboput being pirates but its not a class
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:00 ] Kyle Langdon > everyone else is trying to destroy your internet spaceships but me!
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:11 ] Destoya > RANCER WILL GET YOU KILLED
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:19 ] Kyle Langdon > RANCER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOU
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:27 ] Kyle Langdon > he is part of the NWO
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:32 ] SnowUponFlame > I need to talk in eve what do I do I can hear you though
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:32 ] Kyle Langdon > you hold the key snow
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:48 ] Hirsh00 > press middle mouse button
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:49 ] Kyle Langdon > they've jammed my comms array i CANT talk to you
[ 2009.12.29 05:38:52 ] dysphunkti0n > Calm the hell down...jeez.
[ 2009.12.29 05:39:01 ] Kyle Langdon > snow go to rancer
[ 2009.12.29 05:39:07 ] Kyle Langdon > its the only way to save eve online

That was the last I heard from Snow. The whole time I was trying to go for a Jule Winnfield and a Morphius tone to my message. As you can see I elaborated from a simple troll of just telling them to answer a phone to them somehow being involved in a huge conspiracy.

To top of the troll I sent this message before I logged:

Snow,

This mission I am proposing to you is TOP SECRET. It requires your utmost attention and care. I hope these comms aren't bug for both our sakes.

A splinter organization is trying to destroy EVE and you hold the key to saving it. You must do everything I say when I say it without thinking.

The fate of thousands rests on you. Respond to this for further instructions.

Kyle



Once the troll is off balance it can no longer troll as it has lost its frame of reference. It's concepts of reality are destroyed. I've always thought that trolling is an art-form. Snow's work is somewhat like modern art: people think that anybody can do it and it looks simple. In reality it is pretty difficult to come across as so dense when all of the tools are ahead of you. The only problem with Snow, though, is that she fell for my troll. She assumed that since she was trolling that no one else would be trolling and paid dearly. What could have been a hilarious troll was cut short because she was not aware of my counter-trolling.

In the end, it's just fun to fuck with bad trolls.
Kyle Langdon

Orca Down.

Inspired by Andrea Skye's artwork.

As this picture so eloquently displays we pirates valiantly defeated this creature.

It was a struggle. Something straight out of the fairy tales of old. Yargok's glorious hull shone gold as his lasers tore into the hull of the vermin. Jaxxon's Thorax valiantly fought for it's very life against the evil sentry guns that were determined to save their master. And me, your humble narrator, fighting tooth and nail to prevent the Orca to inch forward into the safety of its den.

The Orca never stood a chance. The might of these three warriors overcame it and it collapsed. It's death knell streaking across the system. The warriors had earned their seat at the table with the gods themselves. Their names would be sung by bards for centuries to come. And, more importantly, their e-peens grew immensely that day.

It will be a day remembered when the pirates struck back against their evil carebear overlords. The asteroids of low sec shall remain untainted by the vile mining laser for one more day.

Glorious.
Kyle Langdon

Tis' the Season

Well it's that time of year again. A time when pirates all come out of the woodowrk, drink some grog and celebrate Christmas the way it should be done. By killing everything in sight!



Yesterday the Tuskers held a Christmas party in Hevrice. It was a jolly time with many different pirate corps showing up to participate.

Jawmare and myself were the only Python. members to show up for the Noobship battle with Yargok coming later for the roam.

Jawmare and I went there with one purpose: to kill as many BMC members are we could. We got lucky and I managed to kill one of them. All in all, the battle was relatively quick. Most people didn't last very long especially when the drones came after you. I fraps part of the battle here and here.

The battle ended with Zeasier of the Bastards, with the Bastards carrying the field for the most part. The rule was whoever won the match got to chose an FC for the roam.

But the fun did not end there. Someone announced over voice comms that there was a Comorant in 3-1. MINING. It's like trying to graze right inside of a lion's den when they are holding a party for all the lions in the area: not smart. Needless to say the Comorant was swarmed by noobships and he must have been too stunned to do anything because he never fired a shot. He was pointed and everyone warped in to get on the killmail and was dispatched. His pod did not fare any better either.
Then there was the scan a can competition. A competition where a can with a bookmark to a prize was anchored at one of Hevrice's planets. There was a twist though; Tuskers showed up in various ships and killed noobships as they made their way to various cans. The competition ended with ollie123 finding the prize but not before Pajama Sam lost his Rifter.

[ 2009.12.19 22:50:49 ] Pajama Sam > i'm in a rifter
[ 2009.12.19 22:50:55 ] Pajama Sam > just watching the noobships
[ 2009.12.19 22:51:03 ] Pajama Sam > WHAT NO

The roam began and I was given a spot in the infamous DRAGONE fleet. A rr fit Exequror (all T1 fit of course). Thanks to Avan Sercedos for the ship. Too bad I fail at EVE otherwise the ship may have lasted until the fleet actually started. I lost DRAGONE 13 on a gate to an Invicta Rapier before the roam even started.

Fraps from the events:

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0912/ExeFile_2009-12-19_17-40-02-09.avi

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0912/ExeFile_2009-12-19_17-38-32-72.avi

Now chat logs from the roam!

[ 2009.12.19 23:23:50 ] Wensley > ten points from gryffindor
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:28 ] Robert Mason > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:24:32 ] Yargok > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:12 ] DeepBlueMax > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:12 ] Kyle Langdon > 20 points for hufflepuff
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:24 ] Avan Sercedos > 30 points for ravenclaw
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:26 ] Wensley > [23:24:44] Wensley > i'm in a fleet mother fucker. take a good hard look at my mother fucking fleet!
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:33 ] Robert Mason > lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:37 ] Mynxee > lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:37 ] Rubenson > 100 for the snake guys
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:51 ] Kyle Langdon > 100 points for slytherin
[ 2009.12.19 23:25:57 ] TheHermit > NEW x under this line pls ---------------
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:17 ] Doctor Genocide > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:40 ] Aracoss > nice geddon :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:26:46 ] Wensley > that it?
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:22 ] Wensley > invicta are here... where's the cyno?
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:28 ] Lord Mummbi > 3 jumps out
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:32 ] Wensley > :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:27:39 ] Sir Quentin > covert one this time ;-)
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:07 ] Lord Mummbi > tis a regular one :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:16 ] Lord Mummbi > otherwise how would I jump in my nyx alt
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:24 ] Wensley > woop woop
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:32 ] Sir Quentin > jb over erebus :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:43 ] Lord Mummbi > that uses alot of fuel :Þ
[ 2009.12.19 23:28:57 ] Sir Quentin > as if money is something you don`t have :P
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:01 ] Wensley > yeah, come on man, isotopes aren't free
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:08 ] Lord Mummbi > I don't rig my ships too expansive
[ 2009.12.19 23:29:08 ] Vanessa Vasquez > ny? erebus? stop speaking code pls :P
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:07 ] Yargok > :P
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:09 ] Sir Quentin > marry xmas :P
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:18 ] Wensley > and to you too
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:50 ] Yahrr > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:30:52 ] Lord Mummbi > oh dear not again
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:04 ] Avan Sercedos > marred ecksmass
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:15 ] Robert Mason > merry chrimbo sir quentin...
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:17 ] Wensley > married excema?
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:33 ] Yahrr > is it still with noobships or all normal now?
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:38 ] Wensley > mixed
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:44 ] Robert Mason > whatever you like
[ 2009.12.19 23:31:44 ] Yahrr > rgr
[ 2009.12.19 23:32:38 ] Wensley > jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
[ 2009.12.19 23:32:57 ] Avan Sercedos > DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:02 ] Avan Sercedos > THROUGH THE FIELDS WE GO
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:02 ] Yargok > ´Tis the season to be nooby!
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:05 ] Avan Sercedos > LAUGHING ALL THE WAY
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:15 ] Robert Mason > oh what fun it is to ride in a noobship all the way ohhh
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:24 ] Mynxee > jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayoh what fun it is to ridein a ... one horse open rupturrrrrrrre*cough*
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:26 ] Wensley > jingle bells, robert smells, avan flew away
[ 2009.12.19 23:33:48 ] Chari Aela > x
[ 2009.12.19 23:35:03 ] Chari Aela > roam fleet, where are you?
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:06 ] Mynxee > projectiles projectilesprojectiles all the wayoh what fun it is to ridein a t1 cruiser today!
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:15 ] Caster Rom > 9/10
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:28 ] Mynxee > lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:28 ] Leon vanUber > +1
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:29 ] Mynxee > i'm making up an xrated one
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:41 ] Caster Rom > looking forward to that one >:D
[ 2009.12.19 23:36:59 ] Wensley > dirty dirty mynx
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:04 ] Wensley > you better sing it on vent
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:09 ] Mynxee > hee hee
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:12 ] Mynxee > i might
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:26 ] Wensley > woop woop
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:29 ] Wensley > christmas just came early
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:30 ] Kopecky > noob ships OF DOOM
[ 2009.12.19 23:37:33 ] Wensley > or was that just me?
[ 2009.12.19 23:39:39 ] Wensley > NOOB FLEET VS TITAN
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:18 ] Mynxee > dancing through the snowin a one-horse open sleighthis bondage suit is coldor so my nipples say!
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:21 ] Mynxee > /emote giggles and pours another drink
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:23 ] Avan Sercedos > :F
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:26 ] Avan Sercedos > hot
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:26 ] Robert Mason > ho ho ho
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:29 ] Caster Rom > 100/10!!!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:29 ] Wensley > vent, myxnee, vent
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:34 ] Kopecky > hahaha
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:37 ] Robert Mason > rudop the red nosed thorax
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:38 ] Wensley > actually...
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:44 ] Wensley > pics or GTFO
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:44 ] Robert Mason > caught a vary shiny pod
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:50 ] Mynxee > ROFL
[ 2009.12.19 23:40:56 ] Robert Mason > and when the pilot saw him
[ 2009.12.19 23:41:04 ] Robert Mason > it was to late cos he popped
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:06 ] Mallegant VanSaar > gf
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:06 ] Kyle Langdon > lol that would happen
[ 2009.12.19 23:42:08 ] Kyle Langdon > gf
[ 2009.12.19 23:43:55 ] Mynxee > oh come oh come fly on manualjust mash that button...make it all so realjump right into my wormhole and aggressi promise this time it will be the best!
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:18 ] Kyle Langdon > o.o
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:23 ] Kopecky > hawt
[ 2009.12.19 23:45:39 ] Mynxee > /emote grins
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:04 ] Robert Mason > ive never invited anyone into my wormhole!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:21 ] Mynxee > well. new experiences are good for you
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:36 ] Wensley > lies, rob!
[ 2009.12.19 23:46:43 ] Kopecky > yeah, im calling bs as well
[ 2009.12.19 23:48:38 ] Wensley > /emote has plundered robs wormhole many a time
[ 2009.12.19 23:48:44 ] Avan Sercedos > ;)
[ 2009.12.19 23:48:57 ] Wensley > oh god, i'm going to miss being a pirate
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:11 ] Mynxee > wens what are you thinking
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:12 ] Robert Mason > at least you use lube
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:27 ] Robert Mason > but you were never invited
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:29 ] Zeasier > wensley, what alliance are you planning on joining?
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:37 ] Wensley > -A-
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:41 ] Mynxee > why why why
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:54 ] Wensley > my rifter doesn't like sentry guns
[ 2009.12.19 23:49:56 ] Kopecky > i give it....2 weeks
[ 2009.12.19 23:50:07 ] Mynxee > sigh.
[ 2009.12.19 23:50:38 ] Wensley > i will still yarr it up
[ 2009.12.19 23:50:47 ] Wensley > i haz plans for much fun
[ 2009.12.19 23:50:55 ] Kopecky > but one has to bring up the question, is shooting people in nullsec really yarring?
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:02 ] Kopecky > its perfectly legal there
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:15 ] Wensley > i will shoot people EVERYWHERE
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:25 ] Rubenson > Depends if you ransom them or not xD
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:25 ] Mynxee > but but but you are WENSLEY
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:29 ] Mynxee > THE PIRATE
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:39 ] Wensley > no, i'm wensley the suicidal idiot
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:41 ] Robert Mason > naa wens the carebear
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:51 ] Rubenson > ^^^ I concur
[ 2009.12.19 23:51:52 ] Robert Mason > he just wants fat rats to shoot
[ 2009.12.19 23:52:06 ] Wensley > /emote is quite liking this ratting
[ 2009.12.19 23:52:25 ] Wensley > just because it annoys the locals and tey try and shoot me
[ 2009.12.19 23:52:46 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Jovainnon Local Channel
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:00 ] Wensley > siiiiiiiiiiiilent night, hoooooooooooly night
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:04 ] Robert Mason > jingle bells jingle bells fleet is on its way
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:10 ] Kopecky > ALLLL IS CALLLM ALLL IS BRIIIGHT
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:16 ] Kiae > Joy to the world, the FCs dead. We barbecued, his head!
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:17 ] Kyle Langdon > all is callmmmmmmmmm all is brrriiightr
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:21 ] Wensley > round yon mynxee mother and a child
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:24 ] Rubenson > pam pam pam pa pam
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:29 ] Jawmare > porn porn porn
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:42 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Aeschee Local Channel
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:43 ] Kopecky > dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:47 ] Jawmare > PENIS
[ 2009.12.19 23:53:58 ] Kyle Langdon > cant find a reason to keep going on, now that the love is gooonnnneeee!!!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:01 ] Wensley > trust a python
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:04 ] psycotic1 > your momma has one
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:06 ] Kyle Langdon > :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:21 ] Wensley > /emote makes a mental note to spank spectre
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:26 ] Kyle Langdon > lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:27 ] Robert Mason > my momma would beat you to death with hers
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:30 ] Robert Mason > :)
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:44 ] Robert Mason > /emote loves GLC
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:49 ] Kyle Langdon > NOOOW THAT THAT LOVE IS GOOOONNNE
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:53 ] Wensley > if only she hadn't beaten you over the head with it
[ 2009.12.19 23:54:55 ] Jawmare > Jingle hell Jingle hell
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:10 ] Wensley > YOU'VE LOST THAT LOING FEELING
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:16 ] Wensley > WOOOOAH THAT LOVING FEELING
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:18 ] Kyle Langdon > WHOA THAT LOVING FEELING
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:23 ] Kyle Langdon > YOUVE LOS THAT LOVING FEELING
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:24 ] Avan Sercedos > OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO SCREAM
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:24 ] Wensley > YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:26 ] Robert Mason > WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:29 ] Wensley > NOW ITS GONE GONE GONE GONE
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:30 ] Avan Sercedos > WHEN A VELATOR COMES YOUR WAY
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:31 ] Avan Sercedos > OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:32 ] Wensley > WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:33 ] Kyle Langdon > NOW ITS GOONE GONE GONE
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:33 ] Wensley > DUM
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:35 ] Wensley > DI DUM
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:38 ] Jawmare > WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:39 ] Wensley > DI DUM
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:41 ] Kopecky > JOY TO THE WORLD
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:43 ] Kyle Langdon > Bu dum dum dum
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:44 ] Wensley > DI DIDDY DUM
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:49 ] Kopecky > lalalala
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:49 ] Avan Sercedos > BOO BOOP BOOP BEE BOOP BEEP BOOP BOP
[ 2009.12.19 23:55:57 ] Wensley > SHE'S MY BABY
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:02 ] Wensley > BEE BOP A LOO WAH
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:03 ] Kyle Langdon > YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYES ANYMORE WHEN I KISS YOUR LIPS
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:07 ] Wensley > I DON'T MEAN MAYBE
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:09 ] Kopecky > robot christmas carols, brought to you by avan
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:11 ] Avan Sercedos > skibby dibby doo bop
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:17 ] Avan Sercedos > doop doop doowop
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:18 ] Wensley > TAKE ME HOME YOU BIG STUD OR LOSE ME FOREVER
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:21 ] Kyle Langdon > LA DA DA DADADA
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:26 ] Jawmare > DERP DERP DERP
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:30 ] Wensley > /emote nominates caster to be goose to his maverick
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:33 ] Avan Sercedos > HURFLL JURGLE DURFLE
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:35 ] Robert Mason > my milkshake brings all the noobs to the belt!!
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:36 ] Kopecky > derka derka mohammed jihad
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:38 ] Kyle Langdon > GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:40 ] Avan Sercedos > BLLURF DURFFFFFFFFFF
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:43 ] Rubenson > Ruldoph the red nose reindeer
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:47 ] Avan Sercedos > GREAT HALLS OF IMPAIROR
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:51 ] Wensley > CAN'T TOUCH THIS...
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:55 ] Kopecky > dun dun dun
[ 2009.12.19 23:56:59 ] Avan Sercedos > DUN NUNNA NA
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:01 ] Avan Sercedos > NUNNA
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:01 ] Wensley > CAN'T TOUCH THIS
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:02 ] Avan Sercedos > NUNNA
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:03 ] psycotic1 > now now children
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:06 ] AsTPlatinum > dun dun dun dun
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:08 ] Avan Sercedos > CANT TOUCH THIS
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:11 ] Kyle Langdon > CANT TOUCH THIS
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:13 ] psycotic1 > order! ORDER!
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:17 ] Avan Sercedos > OOH OOOH OOH
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:20 ] Avan Sercedos > yes m'assa
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:22 ] Rubenson > Pa mam a mmam ama
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:23 ] Kyle Langdon > DAMN YOUSE A SEXY CHICK
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:29 ] Wensley > DADDY, DON'T TOCUH ME! amidonitirte?
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:33 ] AsTPlatinum > alright, stop, calaborate and listen,
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:36 ] Kyle Langdon > story of my life
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:41 ] Kopecky > STOP DROP AND ROLL
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:41 ] Avan Sercedos > STOP!
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:43 ] Avan Sercedos > HAMMERTIME!
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:45 ] Kyle Langdon > POTS
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:52 ] Robert Mason > on a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:55 ] Kopecky > POTS STOP
[ 2009.12.19 23:57:55 ] Wensley > so who's leg do i have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:00 ] Avan Sercedos > STOP POTS
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:01 ] Kyle Langdon > mine
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:02 ] AsTPlatinum > warm smell of callitus
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:03 ] Avan Sercedos > me plz
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:07 ] Wensley > /emote humps kyle
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:07 ] Avan Sercedos > hump me hump me
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:09 ] AsTPlatinum > rising up through the air
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:11 ] Kyle Langdon > woot!
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:12 ] psycotic1 > my father said 'be carful now your dating son, the girls wont be ..... as gentle as i was'
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:13 ] Rubenson > I can get you a wiskey with no humping
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:16 ] Wensley > /emote gives avan a reach around
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:17 ] Gwydion Voleur > adeste fideles, laete adoremus, adeste, adeste, domine. te adoremus, latee triumphante,
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:20 ] Kyle Langdon > /emote gives Wensley his dry martini
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:24 ] Avan Sercedos > :D
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:29 ] Avan Sercedos > wait a minute
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:31 ] Avan Sercedos > thats not how you hump a leg
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:33 ] Avan Sercedos > >:(
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:36 ] Kyle Langdon > lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:41 ] Kyle Langdon > MOAR SINGING
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:48 ] Wensley > i thought you had 3 legs, mate...
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:54 ] Avan Sercedos > kyle I see you already lost my beautiful ship
[ 2009.12.19 23:58:59 ] Kyle Langdon > yup lol
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:00 ] Kopecky > :(
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:01 ] Gwydion Voleur > oh tannenbaum oh tannenbaum, vin grund sin deine blette
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:01 ] psycotic1 > whats this fkn tusker party? why wasnt i invited you cunts?
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:04 ] Kyle Langdon > im sorry
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:05 ] AsTPlatinum > i'm jake the peg... didlilili
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:08 ] Avan Sercedos > So I'm removing you from my watch list
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:11 ] Avan Sercedos > god
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:14 ] Wensley > because we heard you double dip
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:14 ] Jawmare > YOU ARE NOT RED ENOUGH
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:15 ] Rubenson > I have but one's longer that the other two
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:17 ] Kyle Langdon > I WAS ATTACKED BY THE INVICTA RAPIER AND NO ONE CAME
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:22 ] Wensley > i came
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:24 ] Jawmare > WE TRUE PIRATE
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:24 ] Wensley > in my pants
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:27 ] AsTPlatinum > I too am ghey
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:28 ] Jawmare > WE DANCE TOGERTER
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:34 ] Wensley > LOCKED EYS, FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:36 ] Avan Sercedos > WELL WHY WERE YOU ON THE GATE IN THE FIRST PLACE
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:37 ] Jawmare > BADGER ON GATRE
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:39 ] Jawmare > BADGET ON GATE
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:43 ] Kyle Langdon > DOWN MY DRINK WHILE THE RYTHMS BOOM
[ 2009.12.19 23:59:55 ] Kyle Langdon > I LIKE GATES
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:01 ] Jawmare > SOMEONE GET A POINT ON HIM
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:19 ] Rubenson > I like sheeps
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:24 ] Gwydion Voleur > we wish you the merriest the merriest, the merriest, ye the merriest, we wish you the merriest the merriest, christmas, this year
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:25 ] Kopecky > i like gates and sheeps
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:37 ] Kyle Langdon > yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:52 ] Wensley > rub, i didn't know you were welsh
[ 2009.12.20 00:00:58 ] AsTPlatinum > stick your finger up ur bum
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:00 ] Avan Sercedos > rubba dub dub
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:03 ] Avan Sercedos > thanks for tha grub
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:04 ] Rubenson > What is welsh
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:07 ] Gwydion Voleur > or scottish, or from new zealand
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:11 ] Avan Sercedos > what is 'britain'
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:14 ] Jawmare > A CLEANING AGENt?
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:15 ] Kopecky > welshes grape juice?
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:25 ] Wensley > its lik america but with less inbreeding
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:31 ] Rubenson > tf . .. SUNT CIOBAN ORIGINAL
[ 2009.12.20 00:01:55 ] Kyle Langdon > BECAUSE I GOT HIGH BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:09 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Ladistier Local Channel
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:25 ] Avan Sercedos > IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE LAST WISH
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:31 ] Kyle Langdon > IT WOULD BE
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:36 ] Avan Sercedos > A TASTY FISH
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:36 ] Jawmare > DIE DIE DIE
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:37 ] Robert Mason > it would be for a tusker to kiss..oh wait
[ 2009.12.20 00:02:50 ] Jawmare > SAY YOUR NAME FUCKING RETARD
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:16 ] Wensley > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:24 ] Avan Sercedos > WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:27 ] Avan Sercedos > ???
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:38 ] Kopecky > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:41 ] Caster Rom > DOE SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:51 ] Avan Sercedos > HE
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:55 ] Avan Sercedos > HE YOU FOOL HE
[ 2009.12.20 00:03:56 ] Rubenson > You didnt sing carols let me get the tone
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:02 ] Kyle Langdon > THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HIM LIKE ONE?
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:07 ] Avan Sercedos > you don't -get- christmas carols
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:09 ] Rubenson > Jingle bell rock jingle bell swing
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:21 ] Kyle Langdon > and jingle bell ring
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:22 ] Caster Rom > SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:23 ] Rubenson > And jingel bells ring
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:23 ] Caster Rom > I DARE YOU
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:24 ] Rubenson > la la
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:24 ] Wensley > I'M THE BOSS!
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:27 ] Kyle Langdon > dancing and prancing
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:27 ] Caster Rom > I DOUBLE DARE YOU
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:32 ] Kyle Langdon > MOTHERFUCKER
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:35 ] Avan Sercedos > what
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:36 ] Wensley > I SAW MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:37 ] Avan Sercedos > what
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:40 ] Avan Sercedos > WHAT
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:46 ] Kopecky > that...that whore
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:48 ] Jawmare > omg omg
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:55 ] Kyle Langdon > SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER
[ 2009.12.20 00:04:58 ] Caster Rom > ah damn i have to watch that film after this now
[ 2009.12.20 00:05:24 ] Rubenson > This shuld be like trick or treat, you dont pay the caroelers. we kill all humand
[ 2009.12.20 00:05:33 ] Wensley > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&feature=related
[ 2009.12.20 00:05:42 ] Avan Sercedos > everybody spam youtube links
[ 2009.12.20 00:05:46 ] Avan Sercedos > maybe we can distract them
[ 2009.12.20 00:05:59 ] Rubenson > Everybody spam
[ 2009.12.20 00:06:18 ] Jawmare > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68a-f7HTD0
[ 2009.12.20 00:06:45 ] Wensley > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&feature=related
[ 2009.12.20 00:06:50 ] Kyle Langdon > I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY.....
[ 2009.12.20 00:06:54 ] Kyle Langdon > EYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS
[ 2009.12.20 00:06:57 ] Avan Sercedos > EYES
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:01 ] Avan Sercedos > I HAVE NO EYES
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:04 ] Avan Sercedos > WENSLEY STOLE MY EYES
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:04 ] Kyle Langdon > oh laedy
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:10 ] Kyle Langdon > lawdy
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:15 ] Kopecky > lawdy lawd
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:16 ] Kopecky > y
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:19 ] Jawmare > LAEDY?
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:27 ] Wensley > kylie laedy
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:29 ] Robert Mason > lewdy...
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:33 ] Kopecky > JEAZUZ HAS TOUCHED MY LIFE
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:41 ] Kopecky > AND HE HAS SAID, STOP YOUR SINNIN WAYS
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:42 ] Kyle Langdon > LITTLE GIRLY MAN
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:47 ] Kopecky > AH LAWD
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:50 ] Robert Mason > jesus touched me in a private spot...but im not gonna sue
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:54 ] Kyle Langdon > KILL MEEE
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:55 ] Kyle Langdon > DO ETT
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:58 ] Kyle Langdon > DO ETT NOW
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:59 ] Kopecky > was it good touch or bad touch?
[ 2009.12.20 00:07:59 ] Wensley > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHh_HRise4
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:08 ] Rubenson > Wow we all have smack in blood
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:11 ] Avan Sercedos > NORTY NORTY
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:15 ] Kyle Langdon > SMACK IS MY BLOOD
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:29 ] Jawmare > SMACKING IS MY LIFE
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:31 ] Jawmare > MY SOUL
[ 2009.12.20 00:08:38 ] Kyle Langdon > ITS THE LIFEBLOOD OF PYTHON
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:00 ] Jawmare > FOR SKIRA RANOS!
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:08 ] Kyle Langdon > FOR SKIRA RANDS
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:10 ] Robert Mason > for SKIRA.......
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:13 ] Kyle Langdon > RANOS
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:28 ] Jawmare > GOGOGO
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:30 ] Jawmare > GOGOGO
[ 2009.12.20 00:09:54 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Old Man Star Local Channel
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:19 ] mikoloco > hello wens :)
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:21 ] Jawmare > PENIS
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:23 ] Wensley > miko!
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:25 ] Kyle Langdon > FOR SKIRA
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:25 ] Devils Spawn > AsTPlatinum o7
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:29 ] Robert Mason > jingle bels
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:29 ] Yargok > FOR LORDAERON!
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:29 ] Avan Sercedos > JINGLE MOTHERFUCKING BELLS
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:31 ] Jawmare > FOR SKIRA
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:31 ] Robert Mason > jingle bells
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:32 ] Caster Rom > TEEHEE
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:36 ] Wensley > CHRISTMAS TIME, MISTLETOE AND WINE!
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:36 ] Jawmare > JINGLE HELL
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:38 ] Devils Spawn > AsTPlatinum 07
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:44 ] bluenzo > jingle balls...
[ 2009.12.20 00:10:51 ] mikoloco > dramiel for Christmas for wens!
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:04 ] Jawmare > PENIS
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:23 ] mikoloco > if you like it then no porblem
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:25 ] Kyle Langdon > ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A HURRICANE KM
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:27 ] mikoloco > i can arrange it
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:41 ] Jawmare > WHERE IS ANDREA'S GUIDE TO TACKLE A SNIPER SHIP?
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:54 ] Wensley > you got one?
[ 2009.12.20 00:11:57 ] Kyle Langdon > WE GOT ONE
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:09 ] bluenzo > andcri just missed tempest
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:10 ] Jawmare > http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2009/12/how-to-tackle-sniper-ship-with-your.html
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:13 ] Wensley > can i haz dramiel?
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:47 ] mikoloco > sure
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:50 ] mikoloco > we can chip in :)
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:50 ] Dagzis > blob of dooom
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:52 ] Wensley > woop woop!
[ 2009.12.20 00:12:58 ] Jawmare > WHOOP WHOOP
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:00 ] Kyle Langdon > BLOB OF NOOB
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:01 ] Dagzis > blobs dont get gf
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:21 ] mikoloco > thats for good start wens :)
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:25 ] Wensley > NOOBSHIP BLOB IS ALWAYS GF
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:25 ] Jawmare > YOU GOT KILLED BY A ROOKIE SHIP
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:30 ] Avan Sercedos > m8
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:35 ] Wensley > /emote huggles miko
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:36 ] AsTPlatinum > fag
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:39 ] Rubenson > I can spare your gf
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:45 ] mikoloco > dont spend it on something dumb
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:45 ] JManZA > o/ mikoloco
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:45 ] Kyle Langdon > WOOT NOOB SHIP FTW
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:54 ] Robert Mason > silent night...holy night
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:56 ] mikoloco > its for dramiel ffs
[ 2009.12.20 00:13:59 ] AdamusMaximus > wtf is goin on
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:00 ] mikoloco > :)
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:00 ] Robert Mason > all is calm...
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:01 ] Yahrr > /emote wants faction noobships
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:01 ] Wensley > allis calm, all is bright
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:02 ] Caster Rom > ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOETHS
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:11 ] Wensley > round yon virgin mother and child
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:17 ] Rubenson > the first Noel the angel did say, was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:24 ] Wensley > noel
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:25 ] Wensley > noel
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:25 ] Avan Sercedos > CASTER ROM
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:29 ] Robert Mason > wenslys leaving cos hes mild!
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:29 ] Wensley > noel
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:30 ] Wensley > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEL
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:30 ] Avan Sercedos > STOP BEING A NOOB
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:35 ] Kyle Langdon > NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:36 ] Caster Rom > I AM A NOOB
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:37 ] Kyle Langdon > NOEL
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:37 ] Avan Sercedos > GET BACK HERE AND GET YOUR DRONES
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:41 ] Kyle Langdon > lol
[ 2009.12.20 00:14:41 ] Rubenson > I like beeong a noob

SHIT GOT REAL

Anyway a final note...

A HUUGEE thank you to Robert Mason and the Tuskers for holding this event in the first place. Without you guys this wouldn't have happened. And thanks to everyone who showed up as well.

Finally a list of the winners and their prizes:

First Killed: thehermit
Prize: Zephyr

Last Man Standing: Zeasier
Prize: Cynabal

Scan the Can: ollie123
Prize: Civilian fit Dramiel

Well that's all folks!
Kyle Langdon

I'mmmmmm Bacccckkkkkk

I told you all I would be back one day and here I am! I look forward to blogging and reading the blogs of everyone else again.

See you on teh battlefield.

Kyle Langdon

EDIT: lol 69th post.

Some House Cleaning

Well it's almost been two months since I last posted anything. I figure most of you think I ended up face down in a ditch somewhere but I'm still alive! Not really much to say; first semester of college is winding down and finals are getting started so I won't be around after this post for a while.

But I'm keeping up with EVE when I can. Dominion is in day two I guess and it seems like a success? The new sov changes seem to be a good thing in bringing 0.0 on par with level 4's and I'm all for getting carebears out of high sec.

But I really don't have much else. I kind of feel selfish writing this when I will admit that I haven't kept up with anyone's blog. I feel so vile.

A quick edit: I am not posting this from the in game browser :P

One day I'll be back,
Kyle

Fanfest Impressions

Well dear readers it has been a while hasn't it?

It feels like yesterday when I tried to log onto Kyle only to discover his account had finally expired.

Well since then I have not played EVE at all, and I must say I'm still suffering withdraw.

But this isn't about me. This post is about you, dear reader. If you went to Fanfest tell me what you thought about it. What were the high points? What stood out for you? I want to hear all about it!

Until later, dear readers.
Kyle Langdon

The Hull Tanking Domi

Being bored and excited about my new Hull tanker status on my corp's forum I celebrated by creating a hull tanking Domi setup.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present the Hull Tanking Domi!!!


Lows:
6x Reinforced Bulkheads II
1x Damage Control II

Mids:
2x Warp Disruptor II
2x Statis Webifier II
1x 100MN MicroWarpDrive II

Highs:
5x Ion Blaster Cannon II with Caldari Antimatter

Drones:
5x Bouncer II

The Stats:
EHP: 103,475
DPS: 717

The ultimate bait Domi! Use if and watch as your enemies cower in fear!

The gauntlet has been dropped, EFT warriors do your worst!